Phone Call between Mohamed Bin Salman(MBS) and the Emperor

MBS: Emperor, the Houthis are out of control, they are taking the official Yemeni Government bases that have plenty of weapons that we supply to them!

Emperor: I know that, since before that happened is a personal talent I got, nothing escapes my understanding.

MBS: Emperor, your talented virtue makes me more confident, but they can take control of the Strait of Bab al-Mandab and close the free route of the Red Sea.

Emperor: I knew this would happen, but don’t worry MBS, the Houthi leader called me and is a great guy, just a little confused, but everything will work out!

MBS: Emperor, speaking in the name of my people, we invested in your country as you requested and bought all the weapons you wanted us to buy. We payed, we assisted you, and your family with any request, gave you expensive, beautiful, and abundant presents, but we are living very dark times since you started the war with Iran.
I personally advised you not to believe in Netanyahu, but you decide to go ahead; we are now in an energy and economic national crisis.
Soon we will need to borrow money to pay for our expenses since we are not selling enough oil, and this new scenario opened by the Houthis is a headache for me personally.
You must attack the bases taken by the Houthis, now! It’s an emergency!

Emperor: MBS, your starting to become an ugly person, you are not well informed, and it is you who received the most important present in life: My personal phone number, but you start to be disturbing and nasty, I’m very disappointed in you.

MBS: I’m asking you excuses, I’m just nervous and under tremendous pressure.

Emperor: I know, I told you, I know everything before it happens. Listen Mohamed, I will not interfere with Gods will, he is my colleague already and decided to make you and your people free; to put you back in the dessert as was your tradition. So as you see, this problem will be solved in a Dandy way.

MBS: (Complete Silence …)