Reinventing Soccer

The Emperor called the President of the FIFA, to explain to him that he decided to change the rules of soccer, since he’s not just the most capable, athletic and sport expert since the beginning of time, but that he advised Pheidippides to just give a phone call to Athens and not to run the 25 miles from the battlefield of Marathon to Athens.
What a waste of health and time!
A red card, will not mean an expulsion and worse, will not be a cause of missing the next game.
The Emperor will decide what to do, he will use seconds of his valuable time to make the sports better.
Yesterday, the USA soccer team lost against Belgium, so there is just one solution inside the Emperors mind, conquer Belgium and add them to the Empire. Doing so, he will always be the winner, and of course send all the losing players of the USA team to work as manual builders in his new golf resort in the Island of Sazan Albania, and then sell them as slaves.
Long Life to Emperor Donald the Trump of Arepa!