The King’s Birthday
80 years of life for King Donald the Trump

The King has just two wishes before blowing out the light of the candles:

First Wish: Permanent health condition of Amnesia or Memory Loss for all his Royal Subjects so they will not remember what he promised the day before.

Second Wish: Become the World Emperor and convert his empire into a gigantic casino, where the beautiful girls can serve drinks 24 hours and the other women can work in the kitchen or cleaning where they can’t be seen. In his casinos, he can make friends win or create future allies thanks to his generosity.

Afterwards, The King will be signing the Peace Agreement with the Iranians, forgetting all the economic and social damage his Persian Adventure created to the USA and the rest of the planet; he will claim victory, paying the Iranians for the destruction created in their country, giving them the sovereign over Hormuz, and remove the old sanctions against Iranian oil with the promise to not enrich Uranium for military purposes.
As the old Roman Emperor’s said: DIXI